This is a continuous of my dream collection here. This one I had just this morning.

Things to explain before I start, the main character is never me. I only appear as a cameo occasionally. Also the main character has this sense where he can tell where things are. but through his perception he sees the thing he is tracking's face in a 360 degree way. like there is your normal sight, then each thing he is sensing appears as a green face surrounding his head.

The world is dark, everything is black and red except for the main character and this monster that he is trying to eliminate. unfortunately he is on the run for now and races down a high way on his dark red and black crotch rocket. The monster is still closing in on all fours and looks hungry. The main character hits a special boost and careens off the highway and begins riding up the side of a building (Ghost Rider?) The glass shatters as he climbs and it switches views to a secretary (Who happens to be my girlfriend ) having a boring day typing up junk her jerk boss gave her this morning. Crash!!! The windows shatters as a strange bike rides upward... Wow. Maybe she can go home on account of shock? Switches back to the biker, he is losing momentum so he leans forward shoots through a window and guides his bike through the new hole. he lands and does a little brake drift. Looks way cool... but crack, crackle, CRASH he falls through the floor. Switch back to secretary. Yeah I am definitly going to bring this up with my boss. I am getting the heck out of here. just as she gets up to pack up, a massive claw grabs the side of the broken window and comes into her floor. "Awww what the?" it approaches her, and when she thinks all hope is lost. Crash!!! comes the guy on the bike falling not so gracefully right ontop of the monster and continues crashing from floor to floor. They fall in unison to the basement where somehow they are now in the main characters lab. He yells at his assistant "I need something to take him down!!!" But he is dazed from the fall and he lost the creature. Munch the beast takes a bite of the main characters head. but its not a devouring bite but a upgrade merger kind of bite (Cell anyone?). Anyhoo the main character is strong and puts up a fight to take over the creatures body and take complete control. He fails but it gave the assistant enough time to push them into a cryogenic chamber to be released at another time when he could be stabilized as the dominant host.

They unfreeze him years later and he finds himself outside in a paradise with bright sun and green lands. And... Everyone has become fat nudists... He himself is a disgusting blend of creature and man but, his personality is all him. The fat man that unfroze him speaks in a sophisticated stuck up british accent and tells him to follow him. They enter a pool and he begins explaining the changes in the world. The main character isn't really paying attention and begins blowing bubbles under water. The Fat man is revolted by this and begins explaining that humor has changed and such a barbaric natured joke is hardly worth anything these days and asks him to stop. Being as this is his first entertainment since being frozen. The main character begins a chorus of raspberries. THE END